The King
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The Queen
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The Crown Prince
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The Princess
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| He rules a kingdom, yet in the home he is outranked by his wife and child. He has fearlessly ridden into battle while outnumbered a hundred to one, yet he flinches when he hears a baby cry. |
It’s hardly a secret that she runs the castle while the King is busy reading jousting scores or hanging out with his men-at-arms. Like most intelligent people surrounded by morons, she is often driven to sarcasm. |
The heir to the throne and the title character all rolled into one - how cool is that? He is still very young, but trust us, he is destined for greatness. He is still coming to terms with having a baby sister. |
She is the latest addition to the royal family. Everyone finds her exceedingly cute with the exception of her brother. The more he pushes her away, the more she wants to tag along after him. |
In the Castle
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The Chancellor
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The Chambermaid
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The Knight
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The Guards
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| An educated man among heathen, he sends letters which cannot be understood. Like all educated people, he feels that if only others were as educated as he was, they wouldn’t so darned happy. Frequently mistaken for a wizard and sometimes concerned with his appearance. |
She is the Queen’s confidante. Due to her relationship with the Queen, she has a greatly overly developed sense of her level of importance and seniority in the kingdom. She treats lords, ladies and other dignitaries as equals, which inevitably results in hilarious hijinks and neverending faux-pas. |
While he may have been born to be a knight, he hates his job, mainly due to the fact that he has no clear job description and the King is regularly dumping unforeseen tasks on his lap. |
How many guards are there? Nobody knows for sure, but there seems to be one lurking behind every corner, guarding every door or acting as a sentry along every wall. It’s all very convenient for the King and Queen. Why do they all look alike? |
In the Kingdom
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The Witch
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The Newt
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The Dragon
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The Dragonet
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| As a young girl, her parents could not afford to send her to Sorcery School. She was forced to go to a community college where she obtained her Witchery Certificate, although she has put on her resume that she has a Sorcerous Engineering Degree. |
An enterprising young … er… newt! He has worked more part-time jobs than anybody else in the kingdom, both above and beneath the law. There is nothing he won’t do for money. |
A single dad, he tries to find quality time with his son when he’s not gobbling up peasants or protecting his secret hideout. |
Cursed with unfortunate speech defects and a tendency to speak in short, overpowering bursts, he has become the Crown Prince’s good friend. |
The Black Duke
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The Sorceress
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The Demon Baby
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| His life work is to overthrow the royal family because he somehow feels that he should be King. Where did he get this strange notion? Is there validity to his claim? |
While highly accomplished in the area of the dark arts, she is unfortunately far less successful in the field of dating. Is it true all the good ones are taken? |
He’s a demon baby masquerading as a female human baby. |
