Archive


2009

June 29|234 - Evil Folks Don’t Hug
June 22|233 - Worst Breastfeeding Ever
June 15|232 - Adventures in Brainwashing
June 8|231 - Fringe Benefits
June 1|230 - This Book Isn’t Evil Enough
May 25|229 - Secret Mission
May 18|228 - Something Rotten in the Black Duchy
May 11|227 - The Queen is Lean
May 4|226 - Communication Problems
April 27|225 - Evil Laugh
April 20|Read: Legend of Bill
April 20|224 - Catchphrase Revisited
April 13|223 - At Long Last They Meet
April 6|222 - The Morning After
March 30|221 - The Dark Night Conclusion
March 23|220 - The Dark Night V
March 16|219 - The Dark Night IV
March 9|218 - The Dark Night III
March 2|217 - The Dark Night II
February 23|216 - The Dark Night I
February 16|215 - Covert Mission
February 9|214 - Famous Last Words
February 2|213 - Simple Yet Inspired
January 26|212 - Duck
January 19|211 - We Should Have Thought of That
January 12|210 - Conveniently Blurry Signs
January 5|209 - Thanks For The Synopsis

2008

December 29|208 - It Has Been a Long Time Since This Plot Was Hatched
December 22|207 - And Still Too Young To Drink In Some Countries
December 15|206 - Netherworld Scum
December 8|205 - Knee-Deep in Brimstone
December 1|204 - Enter the Demon
November 24|203 - Negotiations Can Begin
November 17|202 - Interdimensional Harassment
November 10|201 - Ka-Boom
November 3|200 - Double Century Club
October 31|199 - That Long-Distance Feeling
October 27|198 - Perhaps a Parallelogram
October 24|197 - Apparently the Sorceress Speaks Some French
October 20|196 - Sucking Down Darjeeling With Mrs Nesbitt
October 17|195 - Rethinking Things
October 13|194 - The New Inmate
October 10|193 - Ya Gotta Dream
October 6|192 - Big Boy Bed
October 3|191 - Purr Purr
September 29|190 - This Place is Crawling With ‘Em
September 26|189 - The Unfairest of Them All
September 22|188 - Believe Half of What You Read
September 19|187 - Girl Power
September 15|186 - A Millionaire’s Family
September 12|185 - The Clue Is Baby
September 8|184 - Number Two
September 5|183 - A Plan Within a Plan
September 1|182 - Back and Forth
August 25|181 - This Is Your Destiny
August 18|180 - Cheaper Than Spies
August 11|179 - Famous Last Words
August 4|178 - Return of the Giant Pigeon
July 28|177 - Prologue
July 21|176 - The Cuteness Factor
July 14|175 - Finger-quoting Queen
July 7|174 - We Come Bearing Gifts
June 30|173 - Fairy Fine Print
June 23|172 - Fairy Godmothers Association
June 16|171 - I’ll See Them In My Chambers
June 9|170 - The Prophecy Has Come True
June 2|169 - Doom is Upon Thee
May 26|168 - She Is Kinda Cute
May 19|167 - Three Basic Rules
May 12|166 - Babywatching is not a spectator sport
May 5|165 - Brother and Sister
April 28|164 - But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me
April 21|163 - No Beheadings For The Rest of The Week II
April 14|162 - Quickest Delivery Ever
April 7|161 - Curse you, Temporal Paradox!
March 31|160 - Do The Time Warp
March 24|159 - Time Sure Flies When You’re Having Fun
March 17|158 - Cookies
March 10|157 - Still Not Getting It
March 3|156 - Profile of a Wizard
February 25|155 - A Slightly Different Look
February 18|154 - The Most Reliable of Escape Plans
February 11|153 - A Night in the Box
February 4|152 - Playing With the Cardboard Box
January 28|151 - Only One Piece of Cake Each
January 21|150 - Happy 1st Birthday, Crown Prince!
January 14|149 - No Time For Hobbies
January 7|148 - You Come To Me on This, The Day of My Son’s Birth

2007

December 31|147 - The Beard Turns You On
December 24|146 - Story Arcs: A Discussion
December 17|145 - Not Quite a Year
December 10|144 - A Stay-at-Home Dragon
December 3|143 - I Knew There Was a Reason I Brought Him Along…
November 26|142 - Enter the Wagon
November 19|141 - Say Hello to Mr. D
November 12|140 - I’m a Little Fuzzy on the Whole Good/Bad Thing…
November 5|139 - That Sounds Like the Queen…
October 28|138 - This Ain’t No After-School Babysitting Service
October 21|137 - No Pushing
October 14|136 - Welcome to the Secret Hideout
October 7|135 - A Good Reward
September 30|134 - Mountain Mountain
September 23|133 - Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
September 16|132 - Political Correctness in the Middle Ages
September 9|131 - Gonna Slay Me a Dragon
September 2|130 - The Power of Knowing One’s True Name
August 26|129 - Not In My Job Description
August 19|128 - Walking Backwards
August 12|127 - Fortune Telling Gone Awry
August 5|126 - A Real Pain
July 29|125 - Finally, Somebody Mentions the Dragon
July 22|124 - Four Ales
July 15|123 - The Crown is Off
July 8|122 - Gender Confusion Revisited
July 1|121 - Back In The Days Before Ultrasounds
June 24|120 - Looking Into the Future
June 17|119 - Que Sera Sera
June 10|118 - The Upgraded Crystal Ball
June 3|117 - If Not For the Coupon, We’d Be at Yuk-Yuk’s
May 27|116 - A More Upscale Establishment
May 20|115 - Not Our Regular Clientele
May 13|114 - He Clearly Has All the Attributes of a Dwarven Warrior
May 6|113 - One of the Many Benefits of Royal Coinage
April 29|112 - Ye Olde Stereotypical Inn
April 22|111 - The Battle Dwarf
April 15|110 - Better Than Fake I.D.
April 8|109 - Negotiation Tactics
April 1|108 - Double-Booked
March 25|107 - Bonding With Royal Subjects
March 18|106 - Someone To Talk To
March 11|105 - Eavesdropping on Baby’s First Words
March 4|104 - He Can Say Dada, He Just Chooses Not To
February 25|103 - Gender Confusion
February 18|102 - Talking to Dada
February 11|101 - The Crown Prince in Dragon Story!
February 4|100 - That’s a Little Vague
January 28|99 - In Case I Miss It…
January 21|98 - Too Fussy
January 14|97 - Couldn’t Find a Napkin
January 7|96 - The Queen Uses Sarcasm x2

2006

December 31|95 - And the Pièce de Résistance…
December 24|94 - Next Up: Vegetable Puree!
December 17|93 - This King-Type Stuff
December 10|92 - Beware the Vortex!
December 3|91 - A Story That Could Wait Until After Mealtime
November 26|90 - First Item on the Menu: Baby Rice!
November 19|89 - Introducing Solids
November 12|88 - Baby Gates II
November 5|87 - Baby Gates
October 29|86 - From Riches to Rags
October 22|85 - The Debate on Education
October 15|84 - I Don’t Have to Lie
October 8|83 - It Helps Them Grow
October 1|82 - One-Upmanship II
September 24|81 - One-upmanship
September 17|80 - Behind Bars VI: The Escape!
September 10|79 - Behind Bars V
September 3|78 - Behind Bars IV
August 27|77 - Behind Bars III
August 20|76 - Behind Bars II
August 13|75 - Behind Bars
August 6|74 - Alone At Last
July 30|73 - Crawling Through the Throne Room
July 23|72 - Romeo Meets Casanova
July 16|71 - Mental Note: Buy More Bibs
July 9|70 - Consider Yourself Weaned
July 2|69 - A Big Song and Dance Number!
June 25|68 - The Sound of a Sleeping Baby
June 18|67 - Knight Light
June 11|66 - Sleep Deprivation V
June 4|65 - Sleep Deprivation IV
May 28|64 - Sleep Deprivation III - Zombies!
May 21|63 - Sleep Deprivation II
May 14|62 - Sleep Deprivation
May 7|61 - State-of-the-Art Security System
April 30|60 - A Stroke of Genius
April 23|59 - Enough with the Plucking Puns!
April 16|58 - Torturing Pigeons in the Dark
April 9|57 - The Black Duke Cometh!
April 2|56 - The Cute Decree
March 26|55 - Diapers: Lesson 3
March 19|54 - Diapers: Lesson 2
March 12|53 - Diapers: Lesson 1
March 5|52 - Diapers: An Introduction
February 26|51 - Silly Women
February 19|50 - Too Much of a Softie
February 12|49 - The Birth of a Catchphrase
February 5|48 - A Feared Warlord
January 29|47 - A Newborn Size Crown
January 22|46 - New Parent Germaphobia
January 15|45 - I Come Bearing Gifts (or maybe not…)
January 8|44 - Action Slash Father Figure
January 1|43 - Her Father Was Half-Troll

2005

December 25|42 - I Can’t Wait Until…
December 18|41 - Baby Questions
December 11|40 - A New Record
December 4|39 - Editing is the Key
November 27|38 - Godspeed!
November 20|37 - No Beheadings for the Rest of the Week
November 13|36 - My Loyal Subjects
November 6|35 - Greatest Means of Communication
October 30|34 - Readin’ and Writin’
October 23|33 - GRRR!
October 16|32 - Use the Pointy End
October 9|31 - Just A Little Poke
October 2|30 - Medieval Inflation
September 29|29 - He Won’t Even Know I’m Here
September 28|28 - The Bad Latch
September 27|27 - Mixing Up Babies and Dogs
September 26|26 - The Freak Has a Tail
September 25|25 - Fingers and Toes, Fingers and Toes
September 24|24 - Breaking the Fourth Wall
September 23|23 - Royally Squeamish
September 22|22 - The Baby Catcher
September 21|21 - A New Member of the Labour Party
September 20|20 - My Contractions Have Started
September 19|19 - Choosing an Obstetrician
September 18|18 - Sorcerous Engineer
September 17|17 - Rusty on Royal Etiquette
September 16|16 - Crystal Ball, Stat!
September 15|15 - Storkus Infantilis
September 14|14 - A Replacement for the Obstetrician
September 13|13 - Not In My Job Description
September 12|12 - An Eye of Newt
September 11|11 - That Sounds Expensive (take 2)
September 10|10 - Better Call A Doctor
September 9|9 - Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
September 8|8 - Pregnancy Hormones
September 7|7 - What’s Your Poison?
September 6|6 - Interactive, Challenging and Fun!
September 5|5 - Twelve Months on the Tag
September 4|4 - Baby Shower
September 3|3 - That Sounds Expensive
September 2|2 - Solution For Everything
September 1|1 - Finally Back From the War